Wage is a hard worker just like you. He works at the local Super Mart and wears his apron to serve his best customers. Super Mart has no idea he works there, but Wage doesn't mind... or he just doesn't realize it.

What's with that look? Is Wage happy? Sure he is! He smiles on the inside. The next time you call in sick, make sure you bring Wage along on your adventures (13 inches short).